…it’s their fans.
Sloan penned that line and I find its relevance far too often. This Saturday for example. LA RIOTS half, DANIEL LEDISKO headlined a Nutty Klub party. His set was a beat down in gym class, all sweaty and…
… juvenile. Everywhere you went a handful of children smashed into people. The party was bumpin but these fuckers didn’t get it. They could not understand that this was not mixed marshal arts practice. No joke. A few of them sparred in a corner. Glad the music made you a bit hyphy dickwads.
Others moshed and had to be broken up countless times. They never got kicked out though.
Maybe one kid did. Loads of people danced on the stage, next to and on top of LEDISKO. The decks were knocked about, records skipped. People tripped over monitors falling onto the dj. The stage would be cleared for a few minutes and then the same people would go on stage and the same thing repeated. At about 1:30 some stupid high school jockular reached out and tried to scratch with the live track. LEDISKO was furious – as any dj should have been. The assface that did it ran away into the crowd. A few mixes later it looked like DEDISKO pointed him out to some bouncers. After a few more mixes the stage filled again. Most of the time it was all fanny up there shaking it like they just didn’t care. It was fun to watch at first but eventually one of them stumbled over their egos and skipped the record. Repeatedly. Over and over. Once again, someone tripped over the floor monitor so bad LEDISKO had to catch him. This time the idiot nearly knocked the entire gear table over.
That’s when I left and I wondered if LEDISKO knows about this song:
Venetian Snares – Winnipeg Is A Frozen Shithole | [YSI Link]
Sometimes its hard not to think that when it’s minus 40 outside and all you want to do is have fun but some children who need to go back to grade school fuck it up. It’s too bad monkeys have no social skills. Thanks LA Riots for coming. Please lie and tell your friends you had fun so other fun djs can come here too. Maybe the dumb people will have to stay outside next time. For what it’s worth, your set knocked me on my ass on its own.
Here’s something to dance to.
ZZT – Lower State of Consiousness (Justice remix) | [YSI Link]
BURNS + DEADMAU5
A week ago my mate LOTEK and I had the pleasure of seeing BURNS and DEADMAU5 when they were in Winnipeg. While the opening disc jockey warmed things up I asked the promoter if I could say hi to Burns and thank him for the guestlist spot. I didn’t make arrangements for an interview so I didn’t bother bringing anything to record the chat but as it turned out, I really wish I did. The 23-year-old remained refreshingly candid, and his personality reflected a casualness normally reserved for close friends This was the first correspondence I’ve had with Burns personally, but by the time he had to go downstairs it felt as though we had a number of previous encounters. The conversation drifted from his upcoming album, to remix work (that can’t be mentioned on these pages…yet), to the current state of djing and clubbing, how Deadmau5 wanted to Burns to tour with him, and how his working relationship with his label, 21-12 and LINUS LOVES formed.
Burns has also been extra busy in the studio turning out mixes for Ladyhawke, Frankmusik and Jack Splash feat Missy Elliot with amazing results. I hope to be able share some of them soon for now here’s what I can give you, followed by a review of the show.
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MP3: Burns – In My Eyes (His Majesty Andre remix)
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MP3: The Toxic Avenger – Toxic is Dead (Burns remix)
Give Burns love from somewhere like beatport.
REPUBLIC is, without a doubt, the best sounding club in this city – another reason this show kept its appeal despite falling on a Tuesday. The early week show didn’t stop hundreds of people from getting their party on, many of whom did it with their jaws clenched and pupils dilated so it became quite clear early on that this night would be a bit bonkers. By the time Burns made his way to the stage the venue had filled up nicely – something I hadn’t seen in a long time.
A little while earlier Burns noticed the opening dj laying down some really heavy material which we both thought was odd for how early it was. We discussed flow and etiquette and came to the same conclusion. For better or worse, djs can and will play anything they want now. While there are still some who plan the direction and track list for the entire set, Burns confessed that at most he would select a track to open with and go into a set with a direction in mind, but nothing was ever concrete. Picking up on this, Burns opened with some housey material that sparkled with a little 80s glitz, playing some of his own tunes and remixes. He kept the dancefloor moving with a dynamic set that flowed from nu disco to indie-dance-whathaveyou, and ended by preparing the crowd for Deadmau5, laying into some heavy thunder. One point to note too – Burns isn’t a laptop dj. He played a flawless set entirely on CDJs.
Before I knew it, Burns was done and sound technicians had moved his gear to make room for Deadmau5. I was ready to go, but stuck around to see what was going to happen.
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MP3: Deadmau5 & MC Flipside vs Kool and the Gang – Jungle Friend (Mark Starr’s Jungle Boogie Beatz Mashup)
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MP3: Daft Punk – Harder Better Faster Stronger (Deadmau5 edit)